Cook! Where’s my cook?

I remember chefs musing about the future of the business when I was just entering the field.  The message was a Oh, Woe is me.  How will cooking ever survive with this riffraff?  I suspect no craft or skill was ever immune to the worries of the masters for their replacements.

As a chef I held similar thoughts about the future of cooking with the up and comers I hired.  Oh, Woe is me.  How will the craft ever survive?  Well, for better or worse it has.  But, that is part of my question.  When I was learning, the cooks and chefs who were my teachers were as hard as nails. First days, weeks and even months could feel like an emotional gulag.  Rarely was a guard left down among the plebes long enough to reveal humanity.  Kitchens were no place for sentimentality.  The food and the customers didn’t care about your feelings.  Dinner service must, MUST, get done and no disaster was going to interfere with that plan.  The youth of today seem weak.  Physically and emotionally feeble.

Commercial kitchens heat source is gas.  Electricity goes out?  The ovens will not work (funny yet tragic bit of engineering, the pilot is regulated by an electric sensor. No electricity, no oven) but the stoves do.  Gas goes out, get the catering propane burners.  Cooks learn to work around problems in easy stride.  Several traits are needed to accomplish this.  A cool head, a stubborn refusal to see the problem and a willingness to find success.

The chefs who successfully achieve the arduously earned Certified Master Chef spend years honing their skills well enough to compete for the 8 days of testing covering everything–dining room, baking, garde manger, hot food, cold food, butchering, you get the idea, everything–a chef needs to know in the kitchen.  Milos Cihelka was the first to pass.  If I recall the history properly, he escaped his native Czechoslovakia to Canada and then to the US.  In addition to learning English, he was, when I knew him, fluent in at least 4 languages, he mastered the craft in a way few could ever imagine.  He was a DaVinci of cooking, so great were his gifts.  Cool and stubborn and successful.  Chef Milos was the kind of man who shaped you even if you didn’t know it.  He carried himself with pride but was humble enough to learn.

What I miss in my life are cooks.  Cooks had a mission: to serve the customer.  After that there was the quest for skill and learning about the ingredients and how to get the most flavor from them.  But all that education served to make the guest’s experience better.  Where have the cooks gone in the rest of our lives?  Speaking particularly of politicians, I see no cooks.  I see masses of bodies milling about waiting for something to happen then complaining to the news that something happened.  Joseph Heller is laughing at us.

R and D mean little any longer.  There are no principles I can see save bash the other guy.  Libertarians have a position. No aggression.  From that position there is a plan of how that works. The basis of that plan is liberty.  Liberty from regulations and violence in the name of the state and, in some cases, from the state.

A kitchen is a miniature autocracy.  Given that no one cooking in such a kitchen is there unwillingly, it is accepted as the price one pays for obtaining cooking skill excellence.  Excellence in cooking is the liberty to create and make the food what it wants to be.  Cooks at that level are not under the thumb of the chef.  Autocracy has turned to mentor and students, and often enough that is symbiotic, except the chef pays the bills.

In DC the cooks are gone.  There are now professional speakers who occasionally pass a bill to name a tree or post office.  Nearly no one is cool under pressure and solves the issue regardless the obstacles.  More than a few refuse to see the problem, and that is a problem.

I’ve gone long.  Sorry for that.

 

Politics, politics, politics. Thanks, Mel Brooks

But, seriously folks.

Hardly one of us doesn’t have some repulsive gut wrenching reaction to the word politics. It seems to call to mind all the worst of humanity. Kevin Spacey is the paradigm it seems for what a politician has become and Jimmy Stewart, well, Mr Smith will just have to wait. As it happens, there is some unpacking to do in that word. We’ve history, Constitutional, Revolutionary War, social, and victors and losers to name some. There is communication skill and debate skill. Interpersonal skills. Skills with personal restraint and negotiation. And economics. That is an important one, and, as I can attest, a discipline which is substantially overlooked and under appreciated.

My training is as a chef and baker. I can price a menu and understand the nuances of pricing portions of food for profit. I can grasp the basics of supply and demand and was more than certain I knew what was needed to get on in life. I suspect more than a few people feel the same. I was wrong about knowing enough.

I’ve on occasion heard a clever turn of phrase which came to me often enough as an axiom hidden in sarcasm: I don’t know what I don’t know. Yes, certainly there is obvious truth in and to that. But, sometimes, what we don’t know can harm us. What I didn’t know about economics was on par with what “Perry”, John Mahoney’s character didn’t know about women: a lot.

What I Don’t Know

I have worked at bridging that gap with knowledge and, as it happens, terms. The lingo follows the knowledge, but I’ll tell you, there be some lingo out there. John Maynard Keynse (to know what not to do) and Hayek and Bastiat and Hazlitt and Ludwig von Mises. That guy, it turns out, is something of a big deal in economics, and especially in something called the Austrian School.

My plate is a bit full with reading pieces from some of each of those people as well as brushing up on libertarianism in general. The big take away is this: economics is the key to liberty. Seems a bit hard to conceive, but if you haven’t money with which to rent or buy a home and buy food for the kids then you might be at the mercy of the state. Oh, okay. How bad can that be? Well, of the state pays for your things, then they have control over which things you get (or don’t) which services you get (or don’t) and on down the line. Seems a stretch, right? I am old enough to recall Boris Yeltsin being amazed at Randall’s grocery store.

So I’m back in school of my own accord learning about schools. Austrian and Chicago and London, Mises -v- Keynes. It’s a bit to grasp.

What I Do Know

I taught culinary school.  I know just enough to know what I don’t know, and brother, let me tell you that is a lot. But, I’ll share what I do know, and of much greater value than that, where I learned it. A site of astonishing depth and breadth is https://.mises.org. Just, wow. Additionally, I am finding great value in Tom Woods podcast, The Tom Woods Show.

It seems no talk of Austria could be complete unless we also talked dessert. Rick Rodgers wrote a book a few years ago called Kaffeehaus: Exquisite Desserts from the Classic Cafés of Vienna, Budapest, and Prague. Yes, it isn’t Austria exactly, but once you make some of these goodies, you really won’t care. He writes well, has clear knowledge of his craft and the recipes work. Don’t forget the coffee.

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